I am a vet. Vet I am. I am a vet. Veterinarian-I-Am.
That’s Doctor-I-Am! That’s Doctor-I-Am! I do not like that Doc-I-Am!
Write me a health certificate, Doctor, please.
Only I can’t come in for an exam.
Do you like orange scrubs or stripes?
I do not like them, Doctor Wixsom.
I do not like orange scrubs or stripes.
Would you falsify my records here or there?
I would not falsify your records here or there.
I would not falsify them anywhere.
I do not like orange scrubs or stripes.
I do not like them, Doctor Wixsom.
Would you falsify my records for Hawaii?
Would you falsify my records for London?
I do not falsify records for Hawaii.
I do not falsify records for London.
I do not falsify records here or there.
I do not falsify records anywhere.
I do not like orange scrubs or stripes.
I do not like them, sir or ma’am.
I will not falsify my records for you.
Would you write a script for me here or there?
Only I can’t come in for an exam.
Do you like license suspension or fines?
I do not like them, Doctor Wixsom.
I do not like license suspension or fines.
I would not write a script for you here or there.
I would not write a script for you anywhere.
I do not like license suspension or fines.
I do not like them, Doctor Wixsom.
Would you falsify my records in Egypt?
Would you write a script without my pet?
I do not falsify records in Egypt.
I do not write a script without your pet.
I do not falsify records here or there.
I do not write scripts without a pet anywhere.
I do not like orange scrubs or stripes.
I do not like license suspension or fines.
I do not like them, sir or ma’am.
I will not falsify my records for you.
I will not fake a script for you.
Would you give me narcotics for my dead pet here or there?
I would not give narcotics for you here or there.
I would not write a script for you anywhere.
I do not like to upset D.E.A.
I do not like them, Doctor Wixsom.
Would you falsify my records for Europe?
Would you write a script without my pet?
Would you give me narcotics for my dead pet?
I do not falsify records for Europe.
I do not write a script without your pet.
I do not give narcotics without a pet need.
I do not falsify records here or there.
I do not write scripts without a pet anywhere.
I do not give narcotics without a needy pet.
I do not like orange scrubs or stripes.
I do not like license suspension or fines.
I do not like to upset DEA.
I do not like them, sir or ma’am.
I will not falsify my records for you.
I will not fake a script for you.
I will not give narcotics without a needy pet.
Go somewhere else to break the law.
I need my license to care for pets.
I am a vet. Vet I am. I am a vet. Veterinarian-I-Am.